NEWS FLASH: The U.S. military will begin a lengthy offensive in Kandahar in June.
U.S. news reports of enemy activities have proven to be very accurate of late.
All Taliban and allied foreign troops will be out of Kandahar by 29 May.
Volunteer suicide bombers and stay behind fighters will report to your local commander. Volunteers are welcome.
Look for older Lee-Enfiled .303 rifles.
The Brits and the Americans are trying to buy old M-14s or some have even bought M-1 Gerands for long range battle.
The U.S. M-16 and the Brit L-85 are useless weapons and cause only superficial wounds at 1000 meters.
Keep up the great work, and remember we have only a little more than a year before the U.S. will withdraw.
Life is great.
Mullah Mr. Smead
